Professor Schrodinger was driving through Cork when he was pulled over by a traffic cop.
"What's in the trunk?", the cop asks.
"My cat", replied the professor.
"Open it up.", says the cop.
The trunk is opened and the cop says, "This cat is dead!".
"It is now"!, the professor replies...
Anyway, more text later when the Wifi is better.
When I had lunch in a restaurant on the moon, the food was good, but there was no atmosphere.