Veteran's day has come and gone. I hope our President will support our troops by bringing them home. That's all I have to say about that.
A village in Poland was being troubled by a male and a female pair of marauding bears who were eating the village children.
The village elders placed an advertisement in the Bear Hunter's Gazette.
Three hunters answered the ad: A German, a Russian and a Checkoslovackian. They all went out bear hunting and none of them returned.
The village elders called in the Polish Army who slaughtered the bears with machine guns.
The bears were taken in for a necropsy and when they cut open the female bear they found parts of the Russian and the German bear hunters.
One elder turned to the others and said, "We can safely assume that the Check in in the male".