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Sunday 12 February 2012

I could agree with you...


...But then we'd both be wrong....it was cold here today for the first time this winter...I don't think it ever got much above 60 F. This picture is at Yellowstone a long time ago.
 

Just a few old random memory pictures and some stolen jokes...When you steal from one person's work it's called plagarism ....when you steal from many people it's called research.


If you Google "surgically implanted video camera" you will find an interesting Iraqi art professor who had a large metal video camera surgically implanted in the back of his head. The guy flies a lot. You can sort of imagine the TSA guys calling for a supervisor. He says he realized that his life was boring by watching the videos.


A chicken once beat me at tic-tac-toe, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.


My ancestors didn't fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.


I should have known it wasn't going to work out between my first wife and me. After all, I'm a Virgo and she was a bitch.


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Mrs. Phred sucks down some local Pinot Grigio in Marseilles.



Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. Knowledge is knowing how to dress. Wisdom is not spending 20% of your disposable income on clothing...better to spend it on good bourbon....


3 comments:

  1. ah memory lane...nothing like it in the world...sil

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  2. What a cute couple! Seems like only a century ago, you had these pictures snapped? Were these pictures taken with the giant, big boxed cameras with the huge flash? Or were they stone tablet renditions?.....sil

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  3. Great to see those pictures! YALL look great!

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