What Condition is Your Condition In?

Four dead in Coos bay before 9 AM. The life jackets and boat washed up on the beach. You should wear life jackets in small boats when there are water hazards...

 I woke up this mornin' with the sundown shinin' in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
- Mickey Newbury, 1967