Herb and Jean are both 82. Herb does 80 regulation push-ups a day. I'm inspired.
You can't take tulip bulbs out of Holland.
I think about smuggling some bulbs in my underpants, but the Holland airport now does a "full body" scan of all travelers after the fiasco with the underpants bomber on Christmas Eve. We're on the same flight as the poor deluded fool who cooked his genitals on Christmas Eve.
Back in the USA, we have to march past dope-sniffing dogs. They pull about ten kids out of line from our flight that smell funny to the dogs....
Hey kids....be sure to wash those clothes in a laundromat in Amsterdam before you come back to the USA....
This is the Bell Tower in the Market Square that was featured in the movie.
Herb and Jean are both 82. Herb does 80 regulation push-ups a day. I'm inspired.
You can't take tulip bulbs out of Holland.
I think about smuggling some bulbs in my underpants, but the Holland airport now does a "full body" scan of all travelers after the fiasco with the underpants bomber on Christmas Eve. We're on the same flight as the poor deluded fool who cooked his genitals on Christmas Eve.
Back in the USA, we have to march past dope-sniffing dogs. They pull about ten kids out of line from our flight that smell funny to the dogs....
Hey kids....be sure to wash those clothes in a laundromat in Amsterdam before you come back to the USA....
This is the Bell Tower in the Market Square that was featured in the movie.
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